Don't ask! I have no idea why it is named so. Just go with it.
...toast the occasion with a universally appealing orange flavored punch, sparked with Kumquat garnish!
1carton Holland House Instant Screwdriver mix
1 quart water
1 fifthe of Vodka
1 (12oz) jar of kumquats
1 (28oz) bottle of lemon or club soda
In punch bow, dissolve screwdriver mix in water.
Add block of ice, Stir in Vodka and kumquart syrup; add soda and stir lightly. Garnish each serving with a kumquat on a toothe pick.